whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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