after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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