Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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