best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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