we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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