I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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