I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
