i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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