I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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