Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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