There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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