last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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