Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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