I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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