the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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