One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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