And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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