ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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