What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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