We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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