So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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