Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Randomize
