party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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