She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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