i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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