This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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