Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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