I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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