if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I love how my cats smell like pot.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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