Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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