Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
