She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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