they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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