U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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