awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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