At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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