I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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