i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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