So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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