With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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