I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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