I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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