Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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