first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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