I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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