i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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