Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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