honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
