i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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