I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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