did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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