Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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