we have officially lost it.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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