Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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