Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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