problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You can't motorboat a personality
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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