Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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