Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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