Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Randomize