RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Randomize
