i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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